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Coconut Telegrams – Saltwater Dreams – Vintage Island Tee
Coconut Telegrams – Saltwater Dreams – Vintage Island Tee
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Some graphics feel designed.
This one feels discovered.
Like somebody found an old beach-town postcard tucked inside a drawer beside a brass compass, three cocktail napkins, and a bar tab from a place that probably no longer exists. Sun-faded palms. Tiny sailboat headed toward absolutely nowhere urgent. Colors washed soft by decades of salt air and good decisions made slowly.
The whole thing carries that perfect early-1960s island-travel energy: part tourist souvenir, part yacht-club daydream, part “we accidentally stayed in Key West for two extra weeks” logic. The kind of image that makes people immediately start inventing a backstory for whoever’s wearing it.
And honestly? That’s part of the fun.
The artwork leans into vintage postcard aesthetics with distressed texture, faded tropical tones, and the relaxed charm of old travel ephemera from the era before vacations became optimized content strategies. It feels naturally worn-in, like something rescued from the glove compartment of a wood-paneled station wagon somewhere along the coast.
Perfect for beach days, tiki bars, marina wandering, backyard hangs, suspiciously long lunches, and emotionally checking out of group texts without technically leaving them.
Soft island energy. No performance required.
Side effects may include:
• sudden cravings for rum drinks
• staring at maps of the South Pacific
• becoming deeply invested in sailboats you cannot afford
• operating entirely on “one more sunset” logic
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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