The California surf movie lied to you.
The cowboy never disappeared. He just traded the desert for saltwater.
This tee feels like a beach-town postcard left on the dashboard of a wood-paneled station wagon sometime around 1961. A lone rider. A surfboard under one arm. A hand-painted BEACH sign pointing toward trouble, cheap beer, and somebody playing The Ventures too loudly from inside a bait shack.
Printed in hot sunset pink with rough black linework that looks lifted from an old roadside decal or forgotten motel souvenir shop. Sun-faded in spirit. Slightly unhinged in concept. Exactly the kind of graphic that would’ve sold beside wax combs, shrimp baskets, and postcards of hurricanes.
Somewhere between cowboy pulp, surf culture, and “guy who definitely knows where the bonfire is.”
The horse looks patient. The ocean does not. 🌊🐎
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
